Funny Baby Onesie

Welcome to Stitching Tales Shop! Discover custom apparel and personalized designs made with care. Please review the product details and customization options below before ordering.

For the little one who knows what they want — milk on demand! 🍼
This funny and adorable “I’m Not Crying, I’m Ordering Milk” onesie makes the perfect gift for new parents or a hilarious addition to your baby’s everyday wardrobe. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and designed to keep your baby cozy and stylish, it’s sure to make everyone smile.

✨ Details:
• Available in long or short sleeve bodysuits
• Made with Rabbit Skins 4424 premium cotton
• Soft, breathable, and gentle on baby’s skin
• Adorable and unisex — perfect for baby boys or girls
• Made-to-order with love in our small family shop

******👶 Product Details: We will use mainly rabbit skins depending on what we have available, we will match the color using other brands.******

📏 Size Measurements (Rabbit Skins 4424)
Newborn (0-3M) fits 8-10 lbs
6 Months (3-6M) fits 11-16 lbs
12 Months (6-12M) fits 17–20 lbs
18 Months (12-18M) fits 21–24 lbs
💡 If your baby is between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a comfortable fit and longer wear.

ORDERING INFORMATION

• Please review all available sizes, colors, and customization options before purchasing.
• For personalized items, double-check spelling, names, dates, and other details.
• Product colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and garment availability.

PROCESSING & SHIPPING

Most orders ship within 4 business days. Larger or more complex custom orders may require additional production time. Shipping transit time is separate from processing time.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Personalized and made-to-order items are generally final sale once production begins. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us for assistance. Applicable consumer rights remain unaffected.

NEED SOMETHING CUSTOM?

We welcome custom embroidery, DTF printing, team apparel, and bulk order inquiries. Contact Stitching Tales Shop to discuss your ideas!